‘Hello, I’m Chris Tarrant and welcome to ‘Who Wants To be A Millionaire?’
‘We have Odysseus with us in the studio today, hello Odysseus tell us a bit about yourself’
‘Hi Chris, I’m king Odysseus of Ithaca. I was in the Trojan War, alongside Agamemnon and Diomedes, and designed the Wooden Horse we used to get inside the walls of Troy. I share a personal relationship with the goddess Athene.
I’m married to my lovely wife Penelope, and we have a son together: Telemachus.
I enjoy being at home, glory and stabbing Cyclopes in the eye’ replies Odysseus.
‘Wow, king did you say? We’ve not had a king in the studio before, blimey.
What are you planning to do with the money?’ Chris Tarrant asks.
‘Well you see Chris, I’ve been away from my wife, my son and my beloved home for many years now; the gods wish not for me to return home to see the land I hold so dear in my heart’ Odysseus begins, ‘If I win the money, I’m going to use it to get home so I can see my family again, maybe get a car along the way’.
‘Alright then, we need to get Odysseus in the money so he can get home to see his family again. You’ve got 3 lifelines, 50/50, phone a friend and ask the audience.
Let’s play ‘Who Wants to Be a Millionaire!’ Chris Tarrant exclaims.
(Music begins)
‘For 100 pounds-
In Greek mythology, who is the supreme god of Mt. Olympus?
Is it A, Poseidon? B, George Bush? C, Zeus? Or D Queen Elizabeth II?’ Chris Tarrant queries.
‘Lock in C Chris’ replies Odysseus.
‘You’ve got 100 pounds!’ states Chris. (Audience applauds)
‘Question two, for 200 pounds-
Which famous poet wrote the epic poems the Odyssey and the Iliad?
Was it A, Homer? Was it b, Bart? Was it C, Stephen King? Or D, Shakespeare?
‘Lock in A, Homer please’ says Odysseus.
‘Sure it wasn’t Shakespeare?’ Chris Tarrant asks.
‘Lock in A Chris’ Odysseus finalises.
‘You’ve won 200 pounds!’ says Chris Tarrant. (Audience applauds)
‘For 400 pounds-
Which of the following was not a Greek hero?
A, Achilles? B, Adolf Hitler? C, Alexander the Great? Or D, Hercules?’
Odysseus ponders for a moment.
‘Achilles is I know that. I’ve not heard of Adolf Hitler before, nor this Alexander the Great. Ummmm’
Which of the following was not a Greek hero?
You’ve got 3 lifelines’ Chris Tarrant assures.
‘I’m going to have to have to go 50/50 Chris” Odysseus says.
‘Alright then, we need Odysseus to get this right to get 400 pounds to return home. Computer, take away two wrong answers, leaving Odysseus with the right answer and one random answer!’ Chris Tarrant briskly says.
(bleep bleep-Computer takes away two wrong answers. Odysseus is left with B, Adolf Hitler and C, Alexander the Great)
‘In Zeus’ name…’ Odysseus begins.
‘That really didn’t help a lot did it?’ Chris Tarrant enquires.
‘Not at all’ Odysseus grimly replies.
‘Adolf Hitler or Alexander the Great? Which of these was not a Greek hero?’ Chris Tarrant asks lowly.
(BOOOEOEOEOLKSBNFJSBFDNDOWBRLWBDSKNBLJSBLABDIWSB!!!!! Sounds the buzzer)
‘Oh no, that’s all we’ve got time for I’m afraid’ Chris Tarrant regretfully announces.
‘Well, it’s been great having you; you’ve won 200 pounds’. (audience applauds and Chris shakes Odysseus’ hand)
‘Thanks Chris’ Odysseus says in return.
‘But it’s not all bad, we’ll see you again tomorrow night to play for 1,000,000 pounds.
Until then, ive been your host Chris Tarrant and we’ll see you next time on ‘Who Wants to Be a Millionaire! Goodbye!’ Chris Tarrant farewells.
(Waves, audience applauds, bunch of credits go up the screen, music plays, the end)
By Anthrax
