herakules
hi im herakules, but you know me hercules (thanks to the romans i’m told).
my life is simple, i was born a son of zeus who tricked my mother into thinking that he was her husband Amphitryon who had come home early from war. he the made her pregnant with me, unfortuntely for me the real amphitryon came home just after my father left and made her pregnant with my brother, Iphicle. i have learned that before i was born that jelous pig hera tricked zeus into making a promise that the first born woulod be king of the land so she stoped me from being born! insted my brother became the king and i became a lowly catle famer. eventualy these two nymphs came along you see and they said that i could eather choose a life of ease and splendor, or i could choose a life that was serve and glorious. obiovisly i chose the latter, ha no one remembers Iphicle now! hera wasn’t do with me yet, oh no she made me go made and kill the ones i love in a rage which led me to prform the 12 labors, it was suposted to be only 10 but Iphicle wouldn’t beleive me about the thing with the agean stables or the hydra. anyway the were to,
- To kill the Nemean Lion.
- To destroy the Lernaean Hydra.
- To capture the Ceryneian Hind.
- To capture the Erymanthian Boar.
- To clean the Augean Stables.
- To kill the Stymphalian Birds.
- To capture the Cretan Bull.
- To round up the Mares of Diomedes.
- To steal the Girdle of Hippolyte.
- To herd the Cattle of Geryon.
- To fetch the Apples of Hesperides.
- To capture Cerberus.
fun aye, anyway i gotta run. history dosn’t make it’s heros up now.
